Shenanigans

So my maturity cover is about to be blown but this is what happens when we leave the house. What we gon' do. We've been layin' low for a while but The American and I went into Toulouse yesterday on the day off, found ourselves some pretty sweet finds. Went to the hospital today for her 11th MRI (no word of a lie. Kid's body is in need of a bailout plan) and found some legit signage and generally caused some ruckus whilst about town. Stuff like that. In a drastic change of pace, I'm gonna go ahead and not write another short novel here so just gah 'head and enjoy the photo journey...

First off, whatever anyone tells you:

STRAPPY OPEN TOE HEEL
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BOOT
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Always a good look

Blaaaow. Brings happiness to my day.

Translation: Local heroes

There is so much here... How do I begin to pick a favourite.

This is the form The American had to fill out to get her MRI. The hospital was apparently pretty proud to have been able to whip out a form in "English". Clicka clack that image and you're in business.
Y'all better be able to read it 'cause there are some translation gems. And you don't let your eyes deceive you into thinking that's proper grammar and such 'cause it gets more and more ridiculous each time you read it. Realize that it DOES in fact, say "Have you got a heeving aid?", "Are you breast freeding?" And, my personal favourite, "Have you ever been got it by metallic projectiles, even if it was a long time age?" Bahaha.

Umm, Spain is responsible for this one. Spotted while roamin' the streets of Barcelona vol. 2...
I think the classy-ness of the font makes it.